Shakespeare Lovin'
I wanna tell a story
About a pretty disease
Every dirty boy’s fantasy
Just a Love-Hate tragedy
She has big bright eyes
And killer thighs
And when she smiles
I lose my mind
But she’s got me seduced
Because this girl’s got fifty screws loose
But there is somethin’ that I love her to do
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
And I swear, that’s the only way I love her
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
And I swear, that’s the only way I love her
Now everybody they tell me
This god damn devil is crazy
But I know there ain’t room in my heart for this bitch
She’s just a wild and evil, sexy witch
This isn’t love that I’m feelin’
When she’s got me facin’ the ceilin’
But I tell you, when she gets on her back…
Oh when she gets on her back
My heart is under attack
It’s somethin’ right that keeps me home every night
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
And I swear, that’s the only way I love her
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
She gives me Shakespeare Lovin’
And I swear, that’s the only way I love her